it's April already

It is April on Sunday and I can't quite believe I have been here 2 months already. I feel I have been here forever or a week-this changes depending on the day. In reflection though I can tell the passage of time by the following things:

-my giant size shampoo and conditioner are half gone

-I can't see over the stack of books I have accumulated on my desk at the museum

-I have used up 3 legal pads

-my coffee supply is dwindling to 2 options instead of 4

-I don't get blisters from any of my dress shoes anymore

-my pile of rocks from the places I travel is more like a small gravel pit than a collection

-I used up an all of the ink from a pen

-I have almost caught up on watching all 5 seasons of 30 Rock